Is there a more messed-up couple on this planet than druggie Amy WInehouse and co-druggie Blake Fielder-Civil? These two are not only more addicted to drugs than any other two people on earth but they’ve both been known to see other people, one of them is in jail (so I guess he’s only contacting other women), and did I mention that they’re both completely screwed up on drugs? Digital Spy quotes Winehouse as saying,
“Blake’s the ideal thing that has ever happened to me. I live for visits, even when they’re behind glass. My Blake will be out in 11 days. That’s all I care about. He’s my ideal friend, he’s everything to me.”
She added: “I’ve been listening to loads of songs. I sob my heart out to Elvis’s ‘She’s Not You’. I’ve got a song for every occasion.”
Amy and Blake were married just last May. To me, this first year does not bode well for their future. Blake is supposedly going to rehab once he’s released from prison but really, what does that mean? Amy’s been to rehab how many times and Lord knows, that hasn’t helped. And isn’t there something about not being involved with someone who is also recovering while you’re trying to recover? And the fact that this goes for both of them - this whole entire mess of a marriage is just too much!
[Source : Hollywood Heartbreaker]
There’s no doubt that Britney Spears is becoming the girl-next-door that we all originally fell in love with when the pop star exploded onto the music scene. She has turned over a new leaf for sure, going in a few short months from crazy psychopath to loving homebody. Spears has been making large moves, trying to show the public, her family, the courts, and herself that she can live life as a normal human being and even more than that, she has the ability to be a loving and devoted mom. Now that Britney has regained visitation rights with her two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. She even had her mom over at one of their current sleepovers and has been spending some girl-bonding time with her mom, Lynne Spears. And it sounds like they made quite a pretty picture. From Celebrity Baby Scoop,
“In town since Wednesday, Lynne and Britney have been enjoying some one-on-one time together shopping at the True Religion warehouse and Pottery Barn on Friday before enjoying a “girls dinner” of salad, sushi rolls, and fish at Bond St. restaurant. One source said Britney looked great,
“Britney walked in with a huge smile and introduced her mother to the staff. She looked gorgeous, and I’ve never seen her in a better mood. She was laughing the whole time she was here. Britney seemed to have the best time hanging out with her mom and friends.”
And she seems to be stepping into the new role as Auntie quite well too. WIth the arrival of Maddie Briann, her sister Jamie Lynn Spears’ new baby girl, the whole family loves calling her “Aunt Bee” in reference to the fact that Britney used to love watching old reruns of The Andy Griffith Show in which the character, Aunt Bee, was her favorite.
[Source : Hollywood Heartbreaker]
Well if there wasn’t enough talk about them before their birth, the infamous Brangelina twins certainly have people speaking about them now! The fraternal twins, Leon Knox and Vivienne Marcheline, have had people speaking about them, their health, their momma’s health, and their names in the short two days since they’ve been born! Reports say that they’re doing very well even though there was concern about all three when Dr. Sussmann, Angelina’s obstetrician, not only rushed to the hospital Monday morning but also extended the normal twenty-minute visit to an hour. No one knows why the visit was so long or so important but it was confirmed that everyone was doing well.
As far as where the names came from? The Los Angeles Times did some digging of their own and came up with the following possible reasons:
“1. Shaking the Family Tree: Knox is a Scottish-English-Irish surname and the middle name of Brad’s grandfather, Hal Knox Hillhouse. Léon is the name of Angelina’s great-great grandfather.
2. The X-Factor: The Jolie-Pitts’ two other sons, Maddox and Pax, have an x in their first names.
3. Mom Complex: Vivienne is the French form of Vivian, which may reflect her birthplace or heritage. Or it could be a name in Pitt’s family, because their baby boy is named for people from both parents’ families. Marcheline is the French name of Angelina Jolie’s late mom, who was of French-Canadian and Native American ancestry.”
Really?!? Does the meaning behind a name really need to be so complicated? I don’t really care what their reasons are for these horrible names. They’re not nice no matter how ya cut it. Another side note as to what the delivery room was like: Angelina and Brad were apparantly speaking and laughing during the whole operation due to the epidural that Angelina was given. This isn’t really news since almost each woman who has a C-section is given an epidural, a support person comes in and they are completely coherent but it’s the most famous couple in the world so this minor tidbit needs to make headlines.
[Source : Hollywood Heartbreaker]
Previously - Producer Jeremy is a liar-face. The Lohans hit Vegas so Ali could record her hellish signing. They did not bring Nana so recapping this show has gone from “harsh” to “extremely painful” for me.
Las Vegas. Ali gets her hair cut at a spa. The stylist is grinningly inappropriately, which makes me think she is on E and about to approach a bitch with scissors. Does that work? Any of you ex-ravers or people from the Jersey shore, let me know.
More Lohan, after the jump!
Previously - Producer Jeremy is a liar-face. The Lohans hit Vegas so
Ali could record her hellish signing. They didn’t bring Nana so
recapping this show has gone from “harsh” to “extremely painful” for me.
Las
Vegas. Ali gets her hair cut at a spa. The stylist is grinningly
inappropriately, which makes me think she’s on E and about to approach
a bitch with scissors. Does that work? Any of you ex-ravers or people
from the Jersey shore, let me know.
More Lohan, after the jump!
Ali breaks down the Producer Jeremy lying about dating older sister Lindsay story. She is lost trust in him, but she is giving him another chance. People who walk around with their hoods up in public places always make me think someone’s getting robbed. Jeremy kinda looks like Maroon 5. I like to just call the lead singer by the band name, and you still know what I’m talking about.
Ali’s at the spa, and Producer Jeremy is acting like his time is precious. He has to get back to his shift at Blimpie’s. Jeremy is wearing shades so no one knows he did some bumps off his keys in the elevator. Skeevy! He flirts with Ali’s vocal coach, who is praying that this gig allows her to quit her own job at the Hallmark store in a Long Island strip mall.
Pat Thrall is the freaky-deaky recording engineer. He took the brown acid. Jeremy is speaking about Ali’s work ethic, and the vocal coach goes “something about the Lohans? They work.” Yeah, the corner! They both concur that Ali looks 27. Try 45. Dina shows up and hugs Jeremy. If I were Dina, I’d be like “take the f*cking the glasses off, dick.” Dina warns Producer Jeremy to cut the shit, and get off his fame game. She also hints that she’ll sue his ass if he gets out of hand. She is a legal eagle!
Ali says she’s excited to work with Jeremy n the studio. Who’s that engineer in the back. Does he need any assistance? Dina sticks around for this recording session. She states that when Lindsay does a motion picture, she trusts the producer. Because I am sure they have your haggard ass on speed dial. Reality check!
Jeremy is speaking about his MySpace page, and Miz Ali is liking it. Pat Thrall and his stringy hair like what Jeremy has to offer. Jeremy is trying to sell his crap to that severe Zoe woman. She’s like, how did this junkie get in the building. Should I inch closer to the phone without attracting suspicion.
Jeremy is so suspect. Ali is so pissed. She’s pissed like only a 14-year-old stank chick can be pissed. Then Jeremy starts insinuating that Ali isn’t paying attention. Well, you were off selling your ass and she got bored and probably started texting people or look at Miley’s webpage and hating her.
Dina and her kinda hot trainer get after it. I mean, work out. Dina tells us that she’s a dancer, but she hasn’t worked out in forever. I hope she gets some. Jeremy says Ali’s not doing much, and she is just learning the vocal. Ali decides she hates the song. HAH! Latah, Jeremy. She feels the pitch is “weird.” Or she feels like that shady lady Jeremy has crossed her too many times. She feels it’s like a guy’s song.
The vocal coach looks panicky and keeps waiting for Jeremy to overhear them. Ali reveals the real reason, that Jeremy pissed her off when he started acting like he was in a rush. “I don’t want to be RUSHED!” Ali exclaims with a hard Long Island “R!” And you shouldn’t be, Princess. You’re an artist, and artists take time to grow and develop. Look at your sister. She strike gold with Mean Girls and then took the time to ….. uh, go to rehab and turn gay. Ok, bad example.
Jeremy is wagging his chin about how dedicated he’s to Jeremy. Ali says she knows who she’s as an artist, and the song isn’t coming to her. Ohmygod, never encourage your kids if this is what happens. And well, let’s face it, Producer Jeremy did not pay enough homage to her.
John Gray is the assistant manager of the Palms and leads Dina and Cody to meet Hugh Hefner and his the Girls Next Door. She’s quite the parent. She should take him to a Tijuana donkey show next. Maybe they can do some luudes’ and Dina can dance for Cody’s friends. Fly them on in! We find out that Cody finds them “very pretty.” By the way? These girls? WICKED DUMB. I think it’s funny when Cody’s like Hugh Hefner’s “girlfriends” are very nice, but he is more a one woman soccer player. Cody should have got some. You know his Mother was proposing a spread of her own to Hef. Hef was like “huh? Let me turn up my hearing aid. I think I just wet em’.”
Ali’s vocal coach is trying to play guitar and everyone is speaking about the other producer when Producer Jeremy’s sad ass walks in. Everyone freezes like they were just discussing the murder they just committed. Ali stutters out that she is not going to sing his song. I do recall her being very jazzed about it back in Long Island. So it’s definitely the non-homage she was feeling.
Ali notes that it’s a “sick” song but it’s not for her. And Producer Jeremy gets heated and basically tells her she sucks. Which is funny, because he is a bit older than 14. So browbeating a young girl isn’t very attractive. This makes her vocal coach use the word “dis.” Which means my Mom might be using it soon. Oh no. Jeremy notes that it’s a “difficult” song. Which means “you can’t hack it.”
Ali says she is trying to “stand up for her music.” Your music? Ali stalks around with a shoulder bag. Severe Nora wanders around. Jeremy yells at the camera about how he got blown off. He actually says “if that had been an adult, it would have been on.” Hey fuckface, if someone doesn’t want to use your shitty music, they don’t want to use it. “Would have been on?” So you would have punched her?
Dina is literally twirling her hair and speaking about how famous and hard-working her daughters are. She namedrops Lindsay. Hef’s like “did she do a film with Clara Bow?” Do you think Hef has any friends his own age? Jeremy knocks on Ali’s door and calls her a diva. So Nora tells his ass to calm the f*ck down, and deal with it. He says he has another track. Why don’t you just go sell your ass on the boulevard? Jeremy insists on calling Ali.
He makes the mistake of calling Ali “Dina”. Strike three. And Ali fires him. And he stalks off back to his toolbox. The drill was lonely. Maids at the Palms can wear mini-skirts? Dina gets her nails done, and is still shilling her daughter’s work to two girls who are happy to be on camera.
Ali gives Dina the news. Dina notes that they’ve some money tied up in Jeremy producing. Ali refuses to sing a song she doesn’t believe in. Dina is like, you cannot change your mind on this, bizzatch. Dina states the funniest line of the episode when she states “I never wanted to be a stage mom.” Slap my ass and call me Sally! Ali states the pressure’s on to complete some tracks in four days.
Dina calls Phil Maloof and states that Ali didn’t “rock” that track. Is this the real lingo? They’re now on a quest to find another song. It’s like the quest for the Holy Grail, except with a lot more dysfunction and too much makeup!
Next - Ali gets her song. Cody makes Dina a dancer again. At the Spearmint Rhino?
[Source : A Socialite’s Life]
Khloe Kardashian 24, will reportly go directly to jail by this coming Friday.
Khloe was originally sentenced to 30 days for her DUI arrest last year, but will mostly likely serve a few hours. Hard to state if it’s the privileges of being a celebrity or it’s the overcrowded jails in LA? Probably won’t even need a toothbrush.
According to Hollyscoop’s sources, “the judge is trying to make an example out of her.”
“She admitted to failing to finish [roadside cleanup duty] and enroll in an alcohol education class,” stated L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan on Monday.
Khloe is the youngest of the clan and is the tall sister of Kim Kardashian. They are stars of their reality tv show “Keeping up with the Kardashians”.
[Source : Hot Momma Celebrity Gossip Blog]
