Katherine Heigl’s husband, singer Josh Kelly, is all sorts of jazzed about being married to this whiny blonde. At the release celebration for his second album, Kelly says that “It’s feels unbelievable to be married. I thought that [being married] wasn’t that different [from dating], but actually it is so different.” Uh yeah. She now has your testicles in the top drawer of her vanity. Are you kidding? Kelly also reports that his ADD-type behavior pissed Heigl off at first.
He stated: “It’s like, I would be drawing on paper tablecloths when I should have been engaging in conversation - tiny things like that. No one ever told me that before. Nobody ever cared. But she does. And I like that.” Oh envision ignoring someone who obviously wants vast quantities of attention all the time, and to be “understood.” She has to have freaked the f*ck out on him. Trust me, there are no crayons available at the dinner table anymore. On another note, did she let a station wagon do her hair in the bottom photos?
As the country gets ready for the straight man’s Oscars, the celebrities are hitting the celebrations and gifting suites in Glendale, Arizona. The Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl Celebration at Taste Ultra Lounge taking center stage as the premiere event, while John Travolta and Marshall Faulk co-hosted the Super Bowl XLII ‘Saturday Night Spectacular.’ Paula Abdul spent the weekend wandering from gift suite to gift suite.
21 more photos of the celebs enjoying some pre-Super Bowl fun featuring Katherine Heigl, Josh Kelley, Milo Ventimiglia, Bradley Cooper, Kim Kardashian, Paula Abdul, Kate Walsh, John Travolta, Blake Lively, Ian Ziering, Catherine Bell, Carmen Electra, Rosalyn Sanchez, Lauren Conrad, Audriana Partridge and Julitte Lewis are after the jump.
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I want to like Katherine Heigl because I think that she is pretty, is not bone-skinny and doesn’t appear to be a massive slut/party animal, which is a rare find in Hollywood. But for some reason, she seems determined to confuse me with her mixed messages.
First off, there was her whole issue with her hit movie, “Knocked Up,” which leads me to simply state, “Hey, did not you read the script? OK, case closed.” If she felt so strongly about the film’s message, maybe she shouldn’t have been in it.
Now, it looks like she’s doing some of the same for her film, “27 Dresses,” which looks like another women-chasing-after-the-marriage-dream-at-all-costs chick flick that I probably wouldn’t bother going to see, but hey, it’s not my movie. On Letterman, Katherine plays the holier-than-thou card once again, hinting that she would not pay to go see her motion picture, and acts like she’d already forgotten about the fact that she had seen it. OMG, if you think you’re impressing us with your I am-so-much-superior-than-the-dreck-I’m-starring-in attitude, then you’re sorely mistaken, chica.
Finally, she’s so ridiculously condescending in all of her anecdotes about her husband, Josh–nay, JosHUA Kelley–how he’s a show-off and busted his nose skiing two days before the ceremony (which I guess explains the crazy airbrushing) when she specifically WARNED HIM NOT TO, how she contemplated being a runaway bride, and basically just how she insists on calling him Joshua as opposed to Josh as a way to express her dominance. Seriously, I’m pretty sure she’s carrying around his balls in that gorgeous purse of hers.
“Grey’s Anatomy” star Katherine Heigl, a bounty of stars, and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s giant ta-tas’s turned out for the premiere of Katherine’s motion picture “27 Dresses”. Which looks to be another gimmicky romantic comedy. I am so sick of this bullshit. I do not meant to hate, ok I completely do, but I’m going to tell you how the motion picture goes and I haven’t even read the synopsis. Katherine is some chick who has never found love but is always there for her friends who have. And she’s been like a bridesmaid or something 27 times. Then she actually meets a dude she likes and wants to make time for in her busy schedule. But then the guy she meets is engaged to some bitch she’s going to be a bridesmaid for.
Hilarity ensues as other friends urge Katherine to wreck the wedding. There is some weird in-laws involved. The guy she likes gets drunk at one point and they might fliter a little heavily. They realize they love each other, and they ditch the bitch. There’s a Faith Hil song in there somewhere. The End. Go see it and tell me how far off I was. Katherine states she had her own hilarity during her current wedding to singer Josh Kelley. Apparently, he lost his wedding ring in the Colorado snow after the wedding and they’d to use a metal detector to find it! “Lost”. Ellen Pompeo looks drab, like she’s wondering why she isn’t starring in flicks when she’s the main character on the show. I sense a power shift.
12 more photos from the premiere of “27 Dresses” featuring Josh Kelley, Katherine Heigl, Ellen Pompeo, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Maria Menonous, Ed Burns, Christy Turlington and Judy Greer are after the jump..
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The musician and actress decided to tie the knot in Park City, Utah, of all the places. T.R. Knight reportedly stated that the private event was “breathtaking.” Aw, that’s cute. From People:
“With a light snow falling outside, Katherine Heigl exchanged vows with musician Josh Kelley in scenic Park City, Utah.
The private reception was witnessed by Grey’s Anatomy costars T.R. Knight – who told PEOPLE it was “extraordinary and beautiful” – and Sandra Oh, as well as Private Practice star Kate Walsh and new husband Alex Young.
Taking place in a small, private tent at the Stein Eriksen Lodge, the nuptials lasted about 30 minutes in an area decked out in white flowers and white candles. A walkway from the tent to the nearby reception was lined with white candles, illuminating the fresh snow.”
The ceremony even featured a soundtrack by Josh Kelley, and light snow. Ah, romance. I think I would’ve had some different music at my wedding though; you figure, if Josh Kelley is a musician, Katherine Heigl is going to have to hear a lot of his music, for the rest of her days; can you imagine? Frightening. It’d be more than fair to request something else for that one day.
The musician and actress decided to tie the knot in Park City, Utah, of all the places. T.R. Knight reportedly stated that the private event was “breathtaking.” Aw, that’s cute. From People: